Vending Machines Do Good

My friend Kelli turned me on to "21 inanimate object Miley Cyrus has violated." In most of the photos Miley is licking or humping something inanimate (surprise, surprise).  But in photo 21, the inanimate object gets its revenge... that object is a VENDING MACHINE.

Behold!

As you can see, vending machines bring joy to the world in more ways than 
just distributing snacks and prizes.  
They can crush evil!  

Meanwhile in reality, Mr T & I went out of town for the weekend.  We left the Venderia fully stocked and totally unattended while we were gone.  The result?  Absolutely no problems whatsoever!  This is how a semi-passive business is supposed to run.  Good job, dear machine.  You didn't kill an annoying pop star, but I am still very proud of you.

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