Vampire Party

This morning when I was restocking the machine I was surprised to see that 7 pairs of vampire teeth had sold since the previous day.  That's a lot of teeth!  Where did they all go?  

I imagine a group of 10 adults sitting at a table  in the bar, drinking cocktails & beers, talking shit, laughing. One person gets up to to use the bathroom, sees the teeth in the machine, purchases a pair, demurely walks back to the table with a closed mouth,  sits back down with perfect subtlety.  Waits for a break in conversation requiring a response.  Smiles wickedly to reveal the surprise fangs.  

And so begins the vampire party.