Summer Essentials

It's already August! If you haven't cranked up your summerfun volume dial to 1111111, you're probably lacking a few of these Venderia essentials.

a. You can't conquer summer without a good pair of shades. Pick up yours for $2. We have lotsa styles.  I like wayfarers best.

b. On  sunny days when you can't decide whether to line dry the laundry or head to the river, leave the decision-making to spirits in the next realm.  (If they know anything, they'll send you to the river.)  Venderia original Ouija boards $4.

c. Whether you're bumping your Walkman, boombox, or 80s car stereo, you need summer jams. Cassette tapes for $2. It's known  a fact that listening to the Cocktail soundtrack while sipping cocktails will make you happier & sexier instantly!

d. If work is killing you, quit!  Summer is a perfect time to start a new & exciting career. Get in the card sharkin' business! A pack of cards for just $2.

e. What's summer without sex? Pointless. Get laid. Be responsible. Repeat. Two condoms for $1.

f. Summer is the best time for reading.  From scifi to Seinfeld, classics to dream interpretation manuals, we've got you covered cover to cover. Paperbacks for $3.

g. It ain't summer if you haven't been blazin' it. From fireworks to tiki torches, bonfires, and the cigarrettes of new acquaitances who conveniently seem to have misplaced their matches... you need to be ready with a foolproof light. Bic lighters for $2.50.

h. And though you never know what you'll score from the mystery bag, if you're lucky it may be some bitchin' accessories like these friendship & neon glow bracelets.  Just a buck.  Hit it up!