Conversations with the King

Now that I have plenty of WeeJee boards on my hands, I have been spending most of my free time contacting deceased rock stars.  Kurt Cobain is hard to communicate with, moody & a bad speller.  Jimi Hendrix is charming, funny & totally into the spirit animal thing.  For the life of me, I can't get Michael Jackson on the line.  I assume he's been busy overseeing Thriller choreography.  

Elvis though, he's the guy you really want to talk to.  His manners are impeccable & he's a great listener.  He's generous with his time, loves love stories,  and gives very thoughtful advice.

So get your board and chat him up!  He's waiting for you.